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Connected!! 11/21/2004
Ok, since i just discovered this part of the article categories,
i have a place to tell this short, but quite funny/wierd
experience.
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I an my ex-girlfriend were having sex, quite happily one
day. Well, i have to mention here that she was quite 'tight'
at the tender age of 16 and i was quite, "big"
at the same age.
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Well, this was a particularly ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
17 Votes
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The Escaped Convict 11/20/2004
The Escaped Convict
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A man escapes from American prison after serving time for
15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns
and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he
gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom.
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Whilst he is in the ...
0 Comments, 68 Views,
24 Votes
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Marraige Jokes 11/20/2004
1. Getting married is very much like going to a continental
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then
when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered
that.
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2. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's.
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3. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the ...
1 Comments, 34 Views,
15 Votes
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First night of marraige 11/20/2004
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple
go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom,
all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud
husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can
open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh, " he exclaims, "My
word, you are so beautiful, let me take your ...
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31 Votes
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Results from sex research 11/20/2004
One year, a man recorded every day of the year and whether
he had sex with his wife or not. In the 365 days he conducted
his research, he only had sex 12 days. He recorded the reasons
why his wife couldn't have sex with him, and these are
the results:
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1. The sheets are clean....................................54
times
2. It is too ...
1 Comments, 43 Views,
34 Votes
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10 Things you don't want to hear during sex. 11/18/2004
10."Is it in?"
9.Your brothers name.
8.A fart then "hee hee, sorry".
7."I wonder whats on T.V.?"
6.Your sisters name.
5."Damn, your better than i thought you'd be!"
4.Your Dads name.
3."Aww its so cute"
2."Cough, cough, ugh sorry hairball"
And the number one thing!
1."Ohhhhh George W."
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19 Votes
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10 Reasons why men think masturbation is better than sex. 11/18/2004
10.It takes less work.
9.Our wallets don't have to suffer.
8.Don't have to snuggle afterwards.
7.It may be your hand but at least you don't
have to put up with your ex.
6.Its the best way we know of to have 'safe sex'.
5.Its something to do when we're bored.
4.We like to test the the "you'll put your eye
out doing that" saying.
3.It saves some of us from sleeping ...
1 Comments, 46 Views,
20 Votes
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The Whales 11/17/2004
One day these two whales were swimming, a boy whale and his
girlfriend. They were swimming around, having a good time
when the boy whale sees this whaling vessel. "THAT'S
THE BOAT THAT KILLED MY DAY", he yells. "Here's
what we're going to do, we're going to take a deep
breath, swim under the boat, and blow really hard. The boat
will capsize and all the sailors will drown." Girl
whale ...
0 Comments, 39 Views,
20 Votes
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10 Reasons why women love their man. 11/16/2004
10. Because he has a good job and makes
good money.
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9. Because he actually knows where my
elusive 'G' spot is(spread the secret!).
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8. My man isn't a cheater, lyer or a jerk.
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7. My man is a really good guy.
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6. Their man is largely endowed.
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5. Some women like their mans average size dick.
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4. ...
0 Comments, 124 Views,
16 Votes
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She has soooo many names... 11/14/2004
I am a young, intelligent and sexually active guy here on
AdultFriendFinder. I've had the pleasure and priveledge to meet quite
a few good people and quite a few characters!!! One person
in particular comes to mind... Let's just call him
JOE. joe is a good friend whom I've now known for about
6 months on AdultFriendFinder. He is a very nice and intelligent individual!1
In fact he reminds me a lot of myself. But Joe ...
1 Comments, 46 Views,
21 Votes
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Fun Ways to boot out a one-night stand 11/12/2004
Have fun....
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Ladies: Fun Ways to Boot out a One-Night-Stand…
By: Tilly Rivers
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This is just for fun… no offence intended…. A laugh ladies
and gentleman, some times sex is taken way too seriously.
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1. Ask him what his ten-year plan is for your future …
2. Look him directly in the eye and ask him if he would like
to ...
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24 Votes
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I will Survive-- with a twist... 11/7/2004
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd
spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
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But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big Mac and
you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that
it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic ...
2 Comments, 65 Views,
47 Votes
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My Redheaded Cock 11/2/2004
My redheaded cock
In a made to mesure sock
If you give him a shower
He'll grow like a tower
He'll be happy when carresed
Squezed, pulled, or kessed
A light tap on the head
He'll jump up to be fed
Spit on him he'll be happy
Slip sliding and being flopy
Tiny fingers around his neck
To get him hard and long,
he likes to be called prick
- Hey prick like to come inside?
- ...
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14 Votes
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~A day in the life of Kit's Penis~ 11/2/2004
A Day In The Life Of KIT'S Penis....
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6:15am
Wakeupwakeupwakeup! My God, will he ever wake up? Every
day it's the same:
I'm raring to go by dawn, ready to meet the world, or
at least the bathroom,
while Kit's face down and drooling on his pillow. Squishing
me to boot.
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My only recourse is to swell up to full size, making my presence
felt. LIKE
THIS. MORNING ...
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32 Votes
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Contemplating having ? 11/1/2004
Preparation for Parenthood
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Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading
books and decorating the spare room. Here are 12 simple
tests for the expectant parents to take to prepare themselves
for the real-life experience of being a mother or father.
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1. Women: To prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown
and stick a beanbag down the ...
1 Comments, 23 Views,
10 Votes
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jokes from the workshop 10/30/2004
Whats a condom and a camera have in common? They both capture
the moment!
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26 Votes
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Are Relationships Our Mirrors? 10/28/2004
If we learn to see our relationships as the wonderfully
accurate mirrors they are, revealing to us where we need
to go with our own inner process, we can see much about ourselves
that we would otherwise have a great deal of difficulty
learning.
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One of the biggest differences between the path of the material
world, the path of transcendence, and the path of transformation
is ...
0 Comments, 16 Views,
18 Votes
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What is Key to successfull Relations? 10/26/2004
I have seen lot of breakups in my life. Some time what made
them to separate from each other. Few days ago they were
saying they could not live without each other and now they
are not even interested to talk. What was wrong? Where mistakes
has been made? How to avoid them? What is the key to successfull
relations? Share your thoughts and views with me so we all
can learn from them.
1 Comments, 30 Views,
20 Votes
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Funny ha ha 10/22/2004
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor I think my
wife is dead", the looks at him and says "What
make you think that", the man replies "Well
the sex is the same but the washing is piling up"
0 Comments, 22 Views,
25 Votes
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SEXUAL ADDICTION 10/20/2004
LoL, I thought this was just too much and had to shar it with
all of you. I was searching sites and fell upon this one in
general. It is a site to help people who have a "Sexual
Addiction". This is a quote from the main page:
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"Sexual addiction is rapidly becoming recognized
as a major social problem with similarities more well-known
to alcohol and drug addiction or ...
5 Comments, 87 Views,
65 Votes
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Leaking ass 10/10/2004
My girlfriend started taking this medidine that was a fat blocker. She is a little over weight , at the most 20 pounds or so. Anyway this medicine is the nastiest thing that someone could ever take. Everywhere she would go fat would be leaking out her ass. The fat looked just like cooking oil but a darker redish color. She taught gymnastics and on one ocassion she was sitting on the floor in the ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
30 Votes
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I just don't know what else to do... 10/9/2004
Two friends are out drinking one night when one turns to
the other, sighs then says, "I just don't know
what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been
out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom I ease into ...
0 Comments, 28 Views,
66 Votes
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WE R LOOKING FOR FUN AND FRIENDSHIP 10/6/2004
WE R LOOKING FOR FUN AND FRIENDSHIP NO TIME WASTERS AS WE HAVE HAD A FEW OF THEM WE R A GENUINE COUPLE
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15 Votes
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Internet date , HELP someone 10/5/2004
Ah internet dating some thing evil this way comes and it comes in a package of pictures and blank written words with no emotion or body language to read. Size and shape are all distorted everyone is anonymous.
Well I have a few stories to tell about it and so does everyone. I tell you I have had nightmares about this one. It all starts with a simple internet sight. A dating sight I meet ...
0 Comments, 22 Views,
11 Votes
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When Meeting for first time 9/29/2004
What's a girl to do when someone push her into touching him or her even though you said that the relations will be chatting for first and after that you can decide what then. But if you like the guy/girl, would you go for it?
0 Comments, 19 Views,
6 Votes
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farts in bed 9/29/2004
Why does she miss the humor of my love farts.
0 Comments, 33 Views,
10 Votes
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Husband Shopping Center 9/25/2004
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where
a woman could go to choose from among many men to be her husband.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
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The only rule was that once you opened the door to any floor,
you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a
floor, you couldn't go back down ...
0 Comments, 28 Views,
46 Votes
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Tune 9/25/2004
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion
is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
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The husband says "WHAT??"
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The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her
emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that
nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal ...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
29 Votes
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a union of religions 9/24/2004
A young irish lad was shagging a young jewish girl.he said
to her"Your not very tight for a jew"..She replied"And
your not very thick for a paddy"
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12 Votes
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On Fire 9/16/2004
There was this guy that I would occasionally hook up with.
One evening he asked me to come to his house for a lil fun.
He asked me to wear a black skirt with no panties. Of course,
I agreed. Now it was the middle of winter and freezing cold.
After sometime I arrived at his house freezing, and told
him that it probably would take a crow bar to pry my legs open.
He stood me in front of ...
1 Comments, 63 Views,
40 Votes
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